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Hi
hi! Scientific Genius Washu here, the greatest mind
in the known universe! You may have seen me help these
poor folks out at the characters
section, but now I get a section all to myself
to show you just some of the things I've cooked up
for Tenchi and his friends. It's the least the staff
can do for my dimensional help with getting all that
character info in the Tenchi universe. Anyway, you'll
find a listing of what I've created below, with information
on what continuity I made it in as well as some links
for those I snapped some priceless pictures of. No
stealing my great ideas now!
Dimensional
Door (Tenchi Universe):
Washu created this dimensional tunnel to serve as
a go-between between Kiyone's ship, the Yagami, and
any point withing a few hundred meters. It was made
using one of Tenchi's house's sliding doors as well
as Washu's own dimensional technology. This door came
in handy at several points in the series.
Dimensional
Machine (Tenchi Universe):
One of Washu's greatest and most complex inventions,
this machine allowed the user to create any sort of
dimension for themselves that they wanted, with parameters
set to the person's ultiamte wants and desires. Washu
created this as a secret project, but in their haste
to get what they want, just about everyone in the
Masaki household gets their hands on it before it
is completed, inputing all their own personal desires.
This threw everyone into a dimensional mess, with
mixed results, and Washu had to fix the machine while
everyone was wandering from custom dimension to dimension.
Dimensional
Tunnel (Shin Tenchi): Because
Tenchi was going to be apart from his household for
quite some time in Tokyo, Washu created this star-shaped,
seemingly hollow device, made from flexible wire.
When attached to a surface, it became the entry point
to Tenchi's apartment (specifically through his comforter
on his bed). Once opened, the tunnel allowed everyone
to travel instantaneously from Tenchi's house in the
mountains to his apartment in Tokyo. The only way
the tunnel could be closed would be if it was broken,
closed manually, or if Tenchi's comforter were closed.
This would essentially seal off the entrance.
DNA/Mind
Transfer Machine (Tenchi Universe): Washu
created this machine in conjunction with Mecha-Washu,
and it was designed to transfer the mind data of one
person into an inanimate object. Washu was going to
use this in order to transfer her mind data to Mecha-Washu,
but Mihoshi accidentally transferred hers to the machine
instead.
High
Power Cotton Candy Maker (Tenchi Universe):
Washu made this device for Kiyone and Mihoshi, after
Ryo-ohki ate all the carrots that they were using
in their yakisoba during the carnival. Its speed and
ease of use definitely made it an efficient machine.
Once again, however, Mihoshi is the ultimate catalyst
in its destruction, accidentally letting it go so
out of control that it consumes the carnival grounds
in a sea of cotton and sugar.
Kagato
(OAV): Made
from Washu's DNA and the Masu, a sort of chameleon-like
sentient material, Kagato is one of the villains of
the Tenchi OAV continuity. He managed to lock Washu
away in her own ship and almost destroyed Tenchi and
company when they went to rescue Ryoko from him.
Mecha-Washu
(Tenchi Universe):
Made with the intent of speeding up work in her lab,
Washu created this mechanical version of herself and
constructed it with many features, including a beam
weapon, launchable fists, and even a backup body for
emergencies. Unfortunately before she could transfer
her intellect and mind to it, Mihoshi unwittingly
interefered, infusing the machine with her clutzy,
ditzy personality. This definitely caused trouble
for Tenchi and friends, and only Kiyone knew the secret
to stopping Mecha-Washu.
Ryoko
and Ryo-Ohki (OAV): Made from Washu's DNA and
the Masu, a sort of chameleon-like sentient material,
Washu considers herself the mother of Ryoko and Ryo-Ohki.
Ryoko's ability to use energy swords and teleport
is derived from the OAV Washu's own powers, and Ryo-Ohki
was developed as a ship that could be compacted.
Soja
(OAV):
This giant ship was created by Washu to have two dimensions,
a reverse and main dimension, in order to create more
space. Unfortunately, Washu was locked into the "Reverse"
part of the dimension by Kagato, who then began to
use the ship for his own purposes.
Washu
Communications Network (Shin Tenchi):
Created as another way for the Masaki household to
keep an eye on Tenchi, Washu made this series of small
transmitter robots that were spread out over the distance
between Tenchi's house and Tokyo. Operating on a communications
sytem that involved passing data and images from one
robot to the other, Washu made a seemingly flawless
network that showed what Tenchi was doing 24 hours
a day, 7 days a week. However, the villain Yugi tampered
with the system, causing the robots to send mixed
messages back to the household.
Failed
Inventions
Well,
even a great scientific genius makes a few littl emistakes
along the way, right? I'm just about near perfect
but there are some things I wish I had never come
up with. I was probably insane, tired, or both when
I made some of these things. I suppose you can read
a list of them here, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Of course if I missed someting in my pile of junk
and want to submit some info about a possible failed
invention of mine, feel free to email Frank
or Asuka about it!
Arch
Deluxe:
I knew I shouldn't have tried that "royal adult"
recipe that Ayeka gave me for hamburgers...
Bill
Gates: Another
one of my DNA/Masu creations. I put in the evil genius
part of myself as well as the scientific part of my
brain, but I think I forgot to put in the part that's
supposed to know all about how computer systems work
properly. Ah well. I doubt he's caused much damage.
Boy
Cloner:
Ok, so making a harem of men for yourself just doesn't
work when all the brain data is coming from Mihoshi.
Last I hear some of them had formed groups of 5 (since
that makes 1 brain cell between them) and went into
the American singing business...
Crystal
Pepsi:
That is the absolute last time I mess with anything
remotely having to do with cabbit bodily functions...
SPAM:
I
was experimenting with some of my old computers and
I accidentally sent one of my old money-making ripoff
schemes to everyone with a computer....200 times.
Oops. I guess the companies on the planet were pretty
peeved about it because they'e been trying to mail
me about the same thing for years now...
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