NOTE: The downloadable sounds will rotate monthly, with a character every month. Downloadable sounds will be linked. Right click on the link and select "Save As..." to save the sound to your hard drive.

Akane

akacool.wav (43.8 KB) - "*gasp* That's cool!"
akexpl.wav (66.9 KB) - "Don't you think I deserve some kind of explanation for all this?"
baaaka.wav (10.8 KB) - "Idiot..." (Japanese VA)
akanedo.wav (23.8 KB) - "You dolt."
akaweird.wav (35.7 KB) - "So it's a little weird, but it's still a challenge..."
akaboy.wav (28KB) - "Not everyone thinks the whole world revolves around boys!"
aklove.wav (43.5 KB) - "I love you Ranma! Love you lots!"
akfriend.wav (39.8 KB) - "I'm Akane....you wanna be friends?"
akamlt.wav (154 KB) - "Honestly..I get so tired of this sometimes.." *mallets Kunou*
akdate.wav (93.3 KB) - "Ranma's free to date the entire student body for all I care..."
akmod.wav (118 KB) - "You are unbelieveable!" *pours hot water on Ranma*
"Have you no sense of feminine modesty?!"
pervert.wav (21.5 KB) - "There's a pervert in the bathroom!"
akjeal.wav (71 KB) - "I am NOT jealous!" *beating up Ranma*
akidea.wav (118 KB) - "Hmph! Please do not give my dad any dumb ideas, Mr. Saotome!"
akdrown.wav (44 KB) - "I'll drown him in the bathtub!!"
akwarn.wav (101 KB) - "I'm warning you..interfere with me and you won't live to regret it..."

Genma

gengirl.wav (49.3 KB) - "You sound like a girl, Ranma!"
genwit.wav (144 KB) - "Have you lost your wits, boy?!"
genprov.wav (271 KB) - "If you're set on proving yourself, why not try me?"
genuk.wav (117 KB) - "Ranma, my boy, allow me to introduce you...say hello to Ukyou, your betrothed.."
genbad.wav (85.2 KB) - "Too bad I never read the page. Muhahahahha!"
gennood.wav (182 KB) - "Actually I prefer my okonomiyaki without the noodles, but then again, I've always been more of a traditionalist. Anyway..could you pass me that plate, please?"
gentold.wav (26.1 KB) - "Listen Ranma, I've told you about a thousand times..." (Note: Low quality - it's comes out a little quiet and needs editing)

Happosai

hapbra.wav (88.6 KB) - "A brassierre! Brassierre! Hoo hoo!"
hapsilk.wav (198 KB) - "The poor dearies, all alone and unprotected...allow me to take you to a safer location, my silky darlings.."

Jusenkyo Guide

guidegirl.wav (160 KB) - "Oh, too bad, you fall in Nyannichuan. Spring of Drowned Girl. There very tragic legend of a young girl who drown there 1500 year ago. Now whoever fall in spring take body of a young girl..."
guidest.wav (35.4 KB) - "Ooh, sirs, you very strange ones, no?"
heresirs.wav (53.5 KB) - "Here sirs, we come to famous Training Ground of Cursed Springs, Jusenkyo..."

Kasumi

kasumi1.wav (6.51 KB) - "Oh my!"
kasbreak.wav (62.5 KB) - "Oh my, I imagine Mr. Saotome will need something different for breakfast..."
kasevil.wav (159 KB) - "Oh...oh...oh dear. I think I'm about to do something evil again..."
kascute.wav (38.7 KB) - "It's so _cute_!"
kastr.wav (52.5 KB) - "Well, I wouldn't want to trouble you..."
jkasumib.wav (171 KB) - "There..all better Ranma." (Japanese VA)
jkasumio.wav (128 KB) - "Are you all right, Ranma?" (Japanese VA)

Kodachi

kolaugh.wav (135 KB) - "Oh-ho-ho-ho!!" (Japanese VA)

Kunou

kunolove.wav (278 KB) - "The fire that's closest kept burns most of all. Those who show their love, love least. How very true. In sooth Akane Tendo and the Pig-tailed girl show their love not at all..."
smote.wav (280 KB) - "Ahhh...I smote him well."
kunoevil.wav (150 KB) - "Why, Saotome? Why am I seized with evil impulse? Why is this once loving heart turned to hate..?"
bluethunder.wav (252 KB) - "I am the undefeated captain of this school's kendo club. The rising new star of the high school fencing world. The sound of my voice strikes fear into the hearts of my enemies. My peers call me the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High...Tatewaki Kunou, age 17."
kunowhit.wav (48.2 KB) - "Whither Akane and the Pig-Tailed Girl?"
kpoem.wav (202 KB) - "They love least that let them know their love..maids say "no" to that which they would have construed "aye"? I follow my love..into the depths of hell itself!"
kunodoll.wav (480 KB) - *Kunou playing with a doll, portraying his view of Ranma and the "pigtailed girl"*
"Hello there, pigtailed-girl...eeeek! Just be quiet and do as you're told...y-y-y-yes master. Here I come...oh, please, mother!"
kunoplat.wav (154 KB) - "Saotome the course of true love never did run smooth, and yet there's a time for all things. I enjoin thee, keep thy love platonic."

Mousse

smousse.wav (24.2 KB) - "Fist of the White Swan!"
mouluv.wav (169 KB) - "Shampoo! I love you Shampoo..!" *Mousse gets beat up by Shampoo*
mousm.wav (49.8 KB) - "Just what is the meaning of this, Shampoo?!"
mougo.wav (55.6 KB) - "If Shampoo is going, I too shall go..."
stolen.wav (234 KB) - "Enjoy it while you can, Ranma Saotome...by the time the show's over..you'll know what it feels like to have your true love stolen by another.."

Nabiki

nabcamp.wav (41.4 KB) - "What is this, some kind of day camp?"
nabscare.wav (14.1 KB) - "Ooh I'm _so_ scared..."
pathetic.wav (45.4 KB) - "Good grief, you're pathetic..."
nabbus.wav (72 KB) - "It seems I have a little business proposition for you all..."
nabstop.wav (179 KB) - "Please, stop that..."
nabgive.wav (419 KB) - "Ok sis...you win...I give up already..."
nabama.wav (36.9 KB) "Not the queen of the Amazons..."
nabpet.wav (75.2 KB) "Hmph..I guess I'm just used to dealing with pets..."
nabok.wav (46.6 KB) - "Are you sure you're feeling ok, Ranma?"
jnabikiw.wav (402 KB) - "Ranma...you're so wrong.." (Japanese VA)

Ranma

ranma14.wav (72.5 KB) - "I'm Ranma Saotome of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts - here, hold my bag a sec..."
bacchina.wav (101 KB) - "I'm going back to China now, so _suck_ _on_ _that_, old man."
sux.wav (62.5 KB) - "Well I still say the whole thing sucks!"
payback.wav (323 KB) - "Time for the deep fat fryer, you poor excuse for a picnic..."
whywater.wav (266 KB) - "Water! Why does it always have to be water?!"
normal.wav (95 KB) - "This is.....it's normal..." (referring to Akane's cooking)
buttout.wav (53.8 KB) - "Butt out, Bacon breath!"
ramaguriken.wav (85.1 KB) - "Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken! YAAAAAAHH!"
ranmaheck.wav (51.4 KB) - "Aw, what the heck did I do _now_?"
ranmaso.wav (47 KB) - "I'm Ranma Saotome..uh..sorry 'bout this..."
ranhair.wav (50 KB) - "I wanted to tell you...your hair really does look cute..."
ranleg.wav (79.9 KB) - "Heh..who would've thunk the old man still had it in him,huh?"
ranrom.wav (68 KB) - "Hey! We are in the middle of a romantic moment here!"
rchanhot.wav (336 KB) - "Too hot...it's too hot....!" (Japanese VA)
whatfor.wav (76.8 KB) - "What'd you do _that_ for?!"
rancrim.wav (60.7 KB) - "Hmm..ain't it just peachy that I keep gettin' involved in all the crimes _he_ commits!" *points to Genma*
rantrou.wav (134 KB) - "What do you think? Do ya think we're gonna get into trouble for all this mess?"
ranrhsh.wav (133 KB) - "Hiryu Shoten Ha, Revised Horizontal Blast! HAHHHHH!!"
rankil.wav (188 KB) - "...such as puttin' your lady-killin' butt into a caoffin!
You got that? Akane is _my_ fiancee. You touch her..and I'll kill you!"

Ryouga

rryoga.wav (81.6 KB) - "I think I'll go off and do something really evil."
rybt.wav (34.7 KB) - "Bakusai Tenketsu!" *smashes wall*
ryouwait.wav (23.8 KB) - "Just you wait, Ranma!"
ryoufur.wav (30.5 KB) - "Tell me..where is Furinkan High School?"
ryak.wav (119 KB) - "It's a miracle, I can't believe it! I've made it all the day to Akane's house without getting lost..."
ryleave.wav (108 KB) - "Rannnmaaaaa! Leave Akane to me!"
rymock.wav (118 KB) - "How dare they make mockery of Ryouga Hibiki..they won't get away with this!"
rybeat.wav (102 KB) - "There's one thing I've got to do first...beat the hell outta _you_, Ranma!!"
where.wav (142 KB) - "Where on earth am I nowwwwwwwwww....!"

Shampoo

stp.wav (16 KB) - "This is stupid!"
shamkiss.wav (64.1 KB) - "I give you Kiss of Death - now you die!"
shampool.wav (76.9 KB) - "Shampoo love boy-type Ranma..maybe pervert-girl like only girl-type Ranma? Tell truth now..."
saiya.wav (93 KB) - "Aiya!" (Japanese VA)
woaini2.wav (13 KB) - "Wo ai ni..."
shgood.wav (55.5 KB) - "Ranma eat this one! It so good..."
shrice.wav (102 KB) - "Like rice that sticks to Wok..Shampoo hate stubborn guy!"
sheart.wav (27 KB) - "People who play with women's heart go very bad place..."
shhmph.wav (62.6 KB) - "Hmph! Shampoo want nothing to do with you!"
shamheav.wav (49.4 KB) - "Akane, when you get so heavy?"
shamhere.wav (40.2 KB) - "Ranma, you come here now!"
shnih.wav (54 KB) - "Nihao Ranma! Today beautiful..."
shcont.wav (111 KB) - "You no have contest...without me!"

Soun

life.wav (86.1 KB) - "The path of a true martial artist is fraught with perils..."
souweek.wav (161 KB) - "So much for my nice quiet weekend at home...Ranma! Akane! Sit down this moment and explain yourselves!"
souwor.wav (37 KB) - "Don't worry, leave everything to me..."
sounwait.wav (76 KB) - "At last..Ranma is coming here....how I've waited for this day..."
soudef.wav (123 KB) - "She did it! She defended the honor of the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts! She defended the ramen, too!"
soufie.wav (53.8 KB) - *As Happosai is screaming in the background* "Take that, you fiend!"

Ukyou

ukyoustp.wav (53.8 KB) - "Were you born stupid or did you just grow that way?!"
ukyopain.wav (51.8 KB) - "You're such a pain in the fanny sometimes..."
ukyouin.wav (63.5 KB) - "Ukyou's the name, okonomiyaki's the game. Charmed, I'm sure.
uk100.wav (17.6 KB) - "I am 100% woman.."
sick.wav (215 KB) - "Ooh, I'm gonna be _sick_!"
ufiancee.wav (15.4 KB) - "I'm Ranma-honey's cute fiancee..."
ukshovel.wav (55 KB) - "Pee-yew...somebody get a shovel..."
ukpoor.wav (216 KB) - "Oh..poor baby..you've really had it rough...but, I have to admit, having you this way is a lot more fun..."
ukmap.wav (61.6 KB) - "Urgh..leave it to that jackass Ryouga to draw me a map that leads me through half of Tokyo before coming here...!"
ukhere.wav (328 KB) - Yoo-hoo, Ranma-honey (perfect timing), over here!"
ukchest.wav (72 KB) - "You jackass, you didn't have to show him my chest, ya know?!"
ukjerk.wav (375 KB) - "Of course I...I..I..l-love..you...ooh! How dare you force a woman to tell you something like that, you insensitive jerk!!" *beats Ranma up*
ukrancha.wav (24.6 KB) - "Ran-chan!" (Japanese VA)

Miscellaneous Sounds

fiance.wav (218 KB) - From "An Akane To Remember"..
Onna-Ranma: "Hold it right there, you jerk!" *lands on Orochi*
Shinnosuke's Grandfather, Shinnosuke: *gasp*
Akane: "Ranma!"
Ryouga: "No way...!"
Onna-Ranma: "Akane is my fiance. The one who's gonna fight for her is gonna be _me_."

soldme.wav (234 KB) - From "It's Fast or It's Free"..
Ranma: *piku* "You sold me for one crummy little stinkin' fish, huh?!"
Genma: "He also threw in the rice and _two_ pickles..hehe..ugh!" *sounds of Genma getting beaten up*
Ranma: "What kind of father are you?!"

khate.wav (47 KB) - From "Ranma 1/2 TV Series, Vol. 1"..
Kunou: "You realize that I hate you..."
Nabiki: *heavy sarcasm* "Ooh, I'm _so_ scared..."

kunodoor.wav (79.7 KB) - From "Ranma 1/2 the Movie - Big Trouble in
Nekonron, China..
Nabiki: *dry voice* "Hey Kunou-baby...the door?"
Kunou: "Be silent, woman!"

moussesh.wav (83.2 KB) - From Desperately Seeking Shampoo..
Mousse: "What did you do with Shampoo, you dried up monkey?!" *Mousse gets bashed into the wall*
Cologne: "Who's dried up???"

nabboy.wav (263 KB) - From Ranma 1/2 TV series, Volume 1..
Nabiki: "This is all your fault, daddy. Don't you know the difference between a boy and a girl?!"
Soun: "I assumed my friend Genma's son was a boy..."
Nabiki: *pokes Onna-Ranma's chest* "Excuse me, does this look like a boy to you, huh daddy?"
Onna-Ranma: "Please, I wish you'd stop that..."

genwith.wav (349 KB) - From Tough Cookies .. *Happosai collapses into convulsions*
Ranma: "Ugh...what's wrong with him?!"
Genma: "The Master.."
Soun: "...he's in withdrawal.."
Ranma: "What did you say?"
Genma: "The Master's isn't just another pervert..he's an addict..!"
Soun: "That's right..for him not to be able to touch a woman is like not being able to breathe..."
Ranma: "I had no idea..."

ukshare.wav (202 KB) - From Ukyo Can Cook..
Ukyou: *pouring hot and cold water on Ranma* "I could keep doing this for hours..."
Ranma: "Grrr...I'm _not_ a plaything!!!"
Ukyou: "Don't be so selfish Ran-chan, share the wealth..."

mouhit.wav (142 KB) - From Desperately Seeking Shampoo..
*Ranma is laughing maniacally in the background*
Mousse: "How dare that lout toy with Shampoo's feelings like that! I suddenly feel the need to strike him!!"
Akane: "Be my guest..."

desprin.wav (135 KB) - From Nihao My Concubine
Ryouga, Genma, and Mousse: "You what?!"
*Ryouga, Genma, and Mousse loom over Ranma*
Ranma: "Uh-oh..."
Genma: "You really didn't destroy the spring, did you?"
Ryouga: "The truth, Ranma..."
Mousse: "Your fate depends on how you answer..."

toma_att.wav (381 KB) - From Nihao My Concubine
*Ryouga, Genma, Mousse, and Ranma charge at Toma, yelling at him to hand over the magic water*
Toma: "Silence, you fools!" *fires a paralysis bolt at them which freezes them* "I have no business here with men. Feel the power of my ultimate technique, Yoganran Gidigan!"
*throws illusory fire at the group*
Akane: "Rannnnnmaaaaaa!"
Ranma: "A...A..Akaneee!" *explosion*